vvorldwideweb:

i hate when people think youre lying just because you laugh

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

(Source: cyberho)

hunterdirectionerpottergleek:

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

as a girl, I can confirm this is 100% true